'Nobody's going to believe a word of this account!' 'Even if the Pope told me in person that every explosion you've ever caused was an accident—' 'I don't know, I would think he's lost his marbles.' 'Here, see for yourself, Lemuel.' 'School cafeteria explosion, caused by a bag of flour you dropped from the floor up.' 'Okay, it's unfortunate the chef was smoking down there, but you're telling me you didn't know there was a gash in the bag?' 'A slip-up? An accident? Are you a Sarkaz now?!' 'Alright, fine. Let's say that one's an accident. How do you explain the next one?' 'It was you with the ammo dump at the shooting contest, no doubt about it! Confess!' 'You sent the Gun-Knight flying that day! You would NEVER believe the colors our headmaster turned when he saw!' 'A ricochet? Hah, you think that explanation's going to fly with me?' 'Even if your whole clip ricocheted that wouldn't send an entire ammo dump sky-high!' 'Stop smirking! Be honest and explain yourself!' 'You managed to hit an ammo-carting burdenbeast, and it startled and ran back to the dump, you say?' 'That... does... seem quite accidental...' 'But you absolutely had intent in the classroom one.' 'What flight of fancy drove you to place an explosive below the lectern? Wasn't that your favorite teacher?!' 'What? You wanted to give her a nice surprise? Hah, a very nice surprise. The lectern blew up before she'd even come in.' 'See? Your malice is... what? Expired fireworks?' 'Hm... judging by appearances... it does seem so...' '......' 'Fine, Lemuel. I'll treat everything here on these records as accidents.' 'But I'm warning you. From now on, I'm the one in charge of this school's... disciplinary issues.' 'Don't give me all this rubbish, or I imagine you know full well what the consequences will be.' 'What's this? What did you bring?' 'A present? A model gun?' 'Candy bullets?!' 'Hmph. It seems you know a thing or two about my tastes. Excellent.' 'I hope you'll remain this tactful on a permanent basis.' 'You may go, Ms. Lemuel.' ...... 'Are these really candy bullets?' '......' 'Ooh, raspberry. Perfect sweetness.' 'The model is made amazingly well, too. It's a shame it probably won't fire.' '......' 'Let's try the trigger and see.' Kachunk— BAM!!!!!!!!!